Michigan GTG for AUG 2012

chappy

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I''m having a vasectomy on the 24th so I don't think I would be up for the drive yet lol. Can we do it ant other weekend?
 

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just make zure u sit on a bag of frozen vegetables or ice and they wont swell up like baseballs!! ask me how i know!!

I'm planning on it. Already got stocked on frozen bags of peas and plan to do nothing but sitting on the couch. I've been warned
 

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Why not just do the Redneck Vasectomy?

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me".

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, an resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia.


LOL
 

skylinedan

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I,ll plan on being up there, I have to fix the front end on the truck, but that shouldnt stop me.
 
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